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Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 19
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Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 19


Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 19

by F1exican

45 Comments

  1. rocketchameleon

    I think this is it! I can’t find anything.

  4. 8_Miles_8

    I think this might be perfect, chef. I’ll wait for the plane guy to confirm, though.

  7. jipijipijipi

    Any perfecter they would be too perfect, give yourself a rest.

  13. No-Solution-6103

    Sizing is still inconsistent

    Granted, these are phenomenal chives..but you’re asking for perfect and these aren’t there yet…

  14. drunklollipop

    I’m utterly disappointed, if my chives came home looking like this, I’d put them up for adoption

  18. -Gimli-SonOfGloin-

    So many orphans…

    ![gif](giphy|WbqzyyUFgO2je)

    See you tomorrow chef

  19. Vanesspresso

    My fiancee has finally asked why I stare at chives every morning

  20. _Batteries_

    Getting good. Great improvment. See you tomorrow.

  22. ChazR

    Oh come on you’re just ENRAGING us now.

    You’ve shown us you can deliver better than 99% of us, then you phone is in.

    Take Sunday off. You deserve it.

    Monday service is going to be *hard*.

    Round again, chef.

  26. MyMomSlapsMe

    Don’t see any accordions, now the test is uniformity and going even thinner. See you tomorrow chef

  28. ChiaOtter

    The way my kids are excited for the chive post of the day and look together for imperfections. You’re uniting families.

  30. Burntjellytoast

    Day 19?! Wasn’t it just day 13 two days ago?! Have I been in a fugue state all week? Are chives just the background noise of life now? A marker for when you need it but otherwise it just blends in to the background in the slow yet inevitable march of time?

    I think I spend to much time on reddit.

  37. LabNew3779

    Better. You’re definitely getting there. See ya tomorrow!

  39. LeadPaintChipsnDip

    Which is going to last longer, the government shut down or this guy posting some chopped chives that aren’t perfect every day?

  40. rlyfckd

    These chive posts are starting to remind me how quickly time is passing 😭😭

    Already on day 18?? I swear it was day 1 yesterday

  42. FieldCivil3985

    this is the most important thing i’ve ever been a part of (casual viewer, non chef, no opinion)

  45. dubsdread

    Within a 19 day period you’ve crowd sourced pretty acceptable chives, now it’s about uniformity and knife control.